I had a chance to interview Ethel this morning and I wanted to get her take on how a cat feels about being a night cat or a morning cat. This is what she had to say on the subject.

Audrey: Good morning Ethel Cat. First I’d like to ask you whether you are a morning cat or a night life cat.
Ethel Cat: Good Morning Audrey. Well, first off I’d like to say that I am not the norm when considering the reputation that cat’s for centuries have had to uphold. I confess that I am somewhat of a morning cat and prefer to sleep at night time. I suppose I’ll catch a lot of hell over this statement from my peers, but it had to be told.
Audrey: Are you saying that it is purely myth that most cats tend to stay awake in the night time and sleep all day long?
Ethel Cat: Well, that is not exactly what I am saying but I do know for a fact that there are more morning cats out there than what any cat is willing to admit. I suppose I’m just a rebel at heart and enjoy seeing the faces of my fellow felines when I spout off with truths that are not suppose to be told.
Audrey: I see. I know that I am shocked to hear such a revelation coming from one such as yourself!
Ethel Cat: Yes, I know it is a shock to hear this but I just don’t like the fact that cat’s are stereo typed all through the entire world. I think it is high time one of us steps forward and lets the world in on how it really is.
Audrey: I am certainly glad that you did. For a long time now I wondered why you were always up so early and never seem to sleep very much during the day.
Ethel Cat: Well Audrey, there you have it. The truth laid bare. I hope that this interview will help shy and cat’s undercover everywhere see that they too can come out of the sack and let the world know that they are morning cats!
Audrey: I’d like to thank you Ethel Cat for showing up for this interview this morning. I’m sure that cat’s everywhere will be glad that you did! Tune in to our next interview when Annie Mae Flower will be telling us the in’s and out’s of being a dog in charge.